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Japanese researcher Mitsyuki Ikeda has accomplished what we’ve all dreamed of doing: He has extracted protein from human fecal matter and turned it into edible, artificial meat. Yep, that burger pictured above is a human poopburger. A noble intention, Ikeda went down this road in order to be resourceful by recycling poop, which in theory, would actually help create food for the less fortunate — although one may say anyone who has to eat a poopburger is pretty unfortunate.

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Currently, the poopburgers are quite expensive, costing around ten to twenty times the price of regular meat, because each burger has to factor in the price of Ikeda’s research. As delectable as “poopburger” sounds, Ikeda calls the poop extract “sewage mud,” which only sounds slightly better. Head on past the break to see a short video segment featuring Ikeda and his poopburger.

NO, thank you for a poopburger.   Just thinking of that is just FUCKING crazy.

It's great that someone is thinking outside of the box, but for everyday life, naw, not going to happen.  Maybe for a long space mission, but not at Burger King.

EEEeeewwwwwwww..... How do I make a vomit emoticon???

i don't know. but i bet G33k would know.  hell he'd probably eat one if we got him an extra special poopburger with bacon. 

Fuck you! The only thing I was ever willing to eat that tastes like shit is your mother!

He's a good question, what about the poop you pee out of your ASS.

I wouldn't eat her.  She's crazy.

who ordered the shitty yo-mama burger?

you did remember..  where the hell is rachel in this conversation?

INDEED I DID!

Well, you can always order the Oh Holy SHIT burger.

naw, he's not the religeous sort.  But he is into his mamma.